Random Saudi News…..

Hi guys,

My friend sms-ed me yesterday saying the electricity was out and she and her family were sweltering in the hot and humid weather. Jeddah is one of the brightest cities in the world. I am not surprised that power outages occur, although they usually occur in the older parts of the city. This time it was the metropolitan parts of Jeddah that suffered. I liked the attitudes of several people who decided to use the power outage to go to Chuck E. Cheese or Hera Mall. Nice!

Oh, it’s never too late to go to school. A 60-year old man in Khamis Mushayt got his high school degree! How cool! To all of you who worry you are graduating at a late age, take some relief in knowing you are not the only one!

How quickly moods can change. From joy to grief as chocolate distributing hosts found out the groom died in a car accident on his way to the wedding. Grim reminder that life is short.

Something is definitely wrong when a beggar makes SR15,000 in a month. These figures might encourage some to leave their regular jobs and start beggary. Of course, they would need some acting lessons to make sad faces and all!

A great article on how young girls may be shocked to see that women do a lot more than they do in Saudi. This particular Saudi girl was shocked to see a maid driving her car. Very important to help young boys and girl broaden their horizons.

A girl refused to go to Africa for summer holidays, leading her mother to believe that her daughter was realizing the importance of money. Instead, the girl wanted to go to Europe or America, leading her mom argue with her! Peer pressure and materialism leads young students with impressionable minds to develop such kinds of attitude.

Why do women need to consult men on everything they do, ranging from education to travel to doing paper work at ministries? I don’t know. Maybe you do?

Oh oh…Prince Sultan Bin Salman, secretary general for the Supreme Commission for Tourism has said that “tourism in the Kingdom is unorganized and consequently it needs complete reorganization and a creation of tourist sites to attract tourists.” He expects for the tourism industry to pick up in a year or two’s time.

How can a mere camel cause damage worth SR2million? By standing in the way of a Chevrolet Caprice, three BMWs, a Toyota Land Cruiser, a Mercedes Benz, a Range Rover and a trailer truck. Amazingly, no one was hurt. The poor camel was left behind while all the drivers and crashed cars left the scene.

All right, I am outta here…have a great day!

Mansur

Published in: on July 31, 2005 at 8:33 am Comments (6)

UAE Safe from Terrorism

Hello friends,

What a relief! The Emirates Centre for Strategic Studies and Research recently conducted a research and concluded that those countries where there are sectarian and ethnic violence have higher chances of violence. UAE, the study claims, has no such sectarian or ethnic violence, so it is safe from terrorism. However, preventive measures will be taken. The key to a safe country is to maintain moderation in its political and religious policies.

Anyways, too much money has been poured into Dubai now, so should anything happen, Dubai has enough money to recover.

Mansur

Published in: on at 8:25 am Comments (1)

F***! Sh*t! A**hole! B*tch!

Hello guys,

OK, there is one thing I dont do ever in this world. I don’t swear. I don’t say bad words. I don’t shout expletives at anyone. The most common swear words are f***, a**hole sh*t and b*itch. While these words are included in any dictonary and could be used academically as well (f***= sexual intercourse, sh*t= excretement, a**= donkey and b*tch= female dog), they are best known as curse words. I remember when I was in 6th grade, we had to go through masculine and feminine words of animals and the words b*tch and a** would be there too. It did not seem funny then. However, these words have been used endlessly to death today, so much so they have formed a part of our everyday vocabulary. Watching Hollywood movies, these words are used as if it was something these characters learn at school. Meet the Fockers has a baby that says a**hoole cutely, and people find that hilarious. The TV sitcoms fare better because they don’t allow for swear words (thankfully enough). Gosh, what I hate the most is how some people use God’s name in vain. That ticks me off.

So despite watching movies where swear words are the norms, how come I have never uttered expletives?

Well, to be honest, there have been two occasions where I did shout out loud with a curse word. Hello? You there in the back row…are you all right? Don’t be shocked! :-)

In 1993, when I was in 10th grade, I failed one exam very badly. I had spent a lot of time studying for it, and it was a crucial exam. If I did not pass this exam I was not going to go into the next semester. The day I found out the results, and realized I failed, I stayed quiet. I came home, went upstairs quietly, closed the door, locked it and sat on my desk facing the window. SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T I shouted out to the window. I was so angry at myself, so much so, I said the curse word! Thankfully, the following week it turned out that I did not fail but passed the exam. So much for my sh*tty words

In 1998, when I was in university in Sharjah, I was becoming frustrated at the people and the university. See, I was the pioneer student and there was nothing on campus apart from dorms and classrooms. Main building was incomplete, no library, no sports complex, no student center, one pathetic cafeteria. After several weeks, I was also getting frustrated with the 10pm curfew. I felt like I was in kindergarten. On top of that the people were very difficult people to converse with. My roommate was a suicidal. So, one fine evening over the weekend, I stared out my window into the empty vast desert (which should have had grass) like a sad person, and shouted out into the air f***, f***, f***, f***. So there. At least I felt better.

So, since then, I have never uttered any curse or swear words. I have never insulted anyone. This is what I tell myself: The same mouth that I use to pray, to thank God, to ask for blessings, should not be the same mouth to utter curses and expletives. There are so many people I know who swear and curse as if it were part of their everyday vocabulary. I am so anti-swear words that I cannot even write them out. I do get angry at times, but I have learnt to not curse or shout at the other person, no matter how much rage there inside me. People should be fined for swearing.

Mansur

Published in: on July 30, 2005 at 3:52 am Comments (7)

Movie :: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Hi everyone,

Gooey Chocolate

So I finally saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I remember being excited when it was first announced this movie was being made again. It would be unfair to compare this movie to the one made in 1971 with Gene Wilder playing Willy Wonka. I take the newer version as more faithful to the book and a re-interpretation of the book and not merely a remake of the older movie version.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is about a weird chocolate factory owner, Willy Wonka, who sends out five golden tickets hidden in chocolate bars. Five kids find them, which include Charlie, and they are led inside the factory. One by one, each kid is eliminated and soon Charlie is left with his “prize.” (For detailed synopsis, you can refer to my older post.)

I, for one, have a special affection for this story by Roald Dahl, who wrote among others BFG, The Witches, The Twits, James and the Giant Peach. I also enjoyed reading his Tales of the Unexpected. Dahl’s stories have always been different, wild and extremely imaginative, bordering on fantastical. With Tim Burton as the director, I expected this movie to play a lot with your visual senses. Burton has directed Edward Scissorhands, Planet of the Apes, Big Fish and Batman. His movies have always been fantasy-type and visually rich, with a bit of weird-ness thrown in. Johnny Depp, who plays Willy Wonka, has worked with Burton on four movies. Freddie Highmore, who plays Charlie, worked with Depp on Finding Neverland, which explains for the great chemistry between Willy Wonka and Charlie.

This movie may be mistaken as a pure kiddie movie, but I think adults can enjoy it as much. This movie was like a commentary on the social fabric of our society today. Each of the kids represented a section of the society. Augustus Gloop represents the alarming obesity conditions in kids. Violet Beuaragarde represents the over-competitiveness in small children. Veruca Salt represents the Paris Hiltons of this world. Mike Teavee represents those kids hooked onto television and violent video games. Charlie himself represents, what I would think be a minority, the selfless, near-saint-like kid, who values the family values more than the materialism.

This movie was also internationalized, which the book did not have. We have an anecdote of an Indian prince who wanted a palace made out of chocolate. We see Wonka chocolate bars being exported to Tokyo, London and Cairo. We see chocolates being sold in Japan, Germany and Morocco. When the first flyer is put up in the town, you see Sikhs, Asians, Chinese and others gathering to see the post. There were also so many in-jokes, or references to other movies: namely Psycho and 2001: Space Odyssey. At one point, it almost bordered on near scary as we see one kid being dumped into an incinerator (which we are told is filled with three weeks of trash). It’s venturing beyond the realm of a kiddie movie, as we see another being inflated and yet another being stretched paper thin.

The oompa-loompah, who were depicted correctly here, was played by one Indian actor, who was then digitally cloned to represents 100s others. The older movie had green and orange colored oompah-loompah and seemed scarier. In the new on, this Indian actor plays a jungle chef, newscaster, rock-star and also Doris, the female secretary. The songs he sang were of different styles: bollywood, hippie, funk and rock. I remember the songs in the older version, which may seem tame to the newer version, being more meaningful lyrics wise.

mORE gOOEY cHOCOLATE

There were some extra scenes, which I personally felt slowed down the pace of the movie. These included the flashbacks to reveal more of Wonka’s childhood and his dentist-father, played by Christopher Lee. It dragged the movie down, as we would leave the excitement of the factory to flashbacks. This movie also ventured beyond the elevator “up and out” scene in the book in order to create a fuller story, with the basic theme of how a family support system is integral, which I think will speak to the people in the West as they see their family structure breakdown.

There were some great scenes with Charlie and his two sets of grandparents. The chocolate factory was very imaginatively designed. The Chocolate River set was stupendous. The boat ride in the disco-lit tunnel was amazing. The squirrel, which were all trained, cracking nuts was amazingly done. The glass elevator was fitted with jet engines. There were definitely more pluses than minuses (one glaring problem I had was the reaction of parents while their kids were being eliminated- Why didn’t Veruca’s dad climb over the railing to save her daughter? Why didn’t Augustus’ mom shriek in terror when her son was being sucked into the pipe?)

Depp did a wonderful job acting as Willy Wonka. (Any notion of him being Michael Jackson with that make-up inviting kids into his factory should be dispelled!) He for sure has displayed his versatility (remember The Pirates of the Caribbean?). Charlie brought a lot of innocence, maturity and almost angelic-like into his character. I mean, we know Charlie will be the last one to get the ticket, but after two failed attempts, when he finally does get the ticket, we feel as emotional as he does. The other kids also acted above average. Charlie’s grandparents did a good job too.

Chocolate kisses

In summary, keeping in mind that this movie is coming from the Burton-Depp camp, we can expect to see a weird- fantastical experience into the chocolate factory, all the while learning more about Willy Wonka. A sweet-filled, dee-licious journey that drums home the fact that at the end of day, it is your family that will love and support you the most.

4.5 out of 5.

Mansur
(I don’t know why but when I came home, I was craving for one of that huge Wonka bars too!)

Chocolate pieces!

Published in: on July 29, 2005 at 4:55 am Comments (8)

Hello friends….

Handwritten journal entry

Published in: on July 28, 2005 at 6:17 pm Comments (6)