Islamic Pick-up Lines

Hey friends,

Someone sent me this email with the title Islamic pick up lines. I was certainly amazed that someone came up with this list. A lot of them I have read before in mass forwarded emails, and Islamic words have been substituted into them. Some of the words are Arabic/ Urdu words, and I am assuming some Pakistani guy/ girl came up with this list. Let me know what you think about it!

Mansur

1. I’m looking for the “Made In Jannah” tag
2. Are those legs halal?
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?”
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah”
6. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
7. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”
11.You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
12. “U thief. u know, its wrong to steal in islam”"how am i a thief?”"u stole my heart”
13. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
14. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
15. “Nice ankles. Very nice”
16. Girl…I know its haraam “paying” so much “interest” in you…but I can’t help myself…17.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
18.Girl you fine, TAKBEER
19. Girl you’re so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
20. You are the noor of my eyes.
21. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
22.Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
23. Have your ammi call my ammi
24. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
25. You are the coolness of my eyes.
26. I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
27. You’re so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
28. I have some sort of sickness but Allah*swt* has created a cure, thats you.
29. Sister, I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
30. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
31. The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I’m going to go blind!
32. “Hey I’m a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?”
32.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
33.Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
34.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
35.I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
36.To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
37.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
38.You can’t play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life. 39. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…
40. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
41.What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
42.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.
43.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.
44.I’ve had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
45.I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
46.I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin.
47.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
48.I’m not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
49.I just made dua for YOU
50.I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
51. I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
52.Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
53.I’m new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
54.You make me realise why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much
55.I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
56.I dont need mahr…YOU are my mahr
57.Do u remember me?…from the alam al-arwah?
58.Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
59.Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
60.Black is definately your color.
61.Girl if lookin at u is gunnah then i don’t want to get any sawab
62.”I hope everything I can’t see is as hot as everything I can see.”

Blogger’s Block

Hello friends,

In case you are wondering where I am, I have a case of Blogger’s Block. Don’t know what to write.

Mansur

Movie:: Disturbia

Hey,

I just saw a movie that I totally fell in love with: Disturbia. Disturbia is, for those with proper movie knowledge, an updated version of Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window, where the protagonist is home-bound in his wheelchair because of his lg injury, and gets to see what’s happening in his neighbors homes. Disturbia puts its main protagonist under home arrest for an entire three months. Seems like a dream come true for many, but now for Kale. Kale bides his time playing games, surfing the net, watching tv and pigging out, but then is drawn to his new neighbor hottie who just moved in next door. Using his binoculars, he spies on her, and eventually begins to spies in on his neighbor, including several kids who secretly watch porn on their tv and a neighbor who seems morose.

A series of events leads Kale to believe that there is s serial killer living next door, but who will believe him till he has evidence. So he gets his best friend Roland, and eventually the new hottie girl on the block in his shenanigans. One things to lead to another, where all three are convinced that the next door neighbor is a serial killer. But then it turns out to be a case of misunderstanding.

Is Kale really imagining thing having been inside the house for weeks? Or is there really a serial killer next door? I won’t spoil the answers, because I think the movie needs to be seen to truly appreciate the concept. This movie is a heavy dose of psychological-thriller-suspense movie with a lot of unintended humour.

Disturbia also poses a serious question about society. When does a simple observation becomes an act of voyeurism? Is people-watching voyeurism? Is it wrong to watch into the neighbor’s house, even if there seems to be a murder going on? Disturbia poses all these questions, and in today’s age when everyone seems to be hooked onto YouTube, maybe we all have a voyeuristic tendency in us after all.

Mansur

Movie:: The Reaping

Hello friends,

Saw two movies within the last one week. One I really enjoyed, the other I somewhat enjoyed. Let’s look at the one I didn’t enjoy as much as I wanted to: The Reaping.

The Reaping is a Christian-Horror movie, something that I haven’t seen for a long time. The premise of the movie sounded promising, and the suspense and build-up was amazing. The Reaping stars Hilary Swank (of Boys Dont Cry and Million Dollar Baby Oscars fame) as an ex-missionary, who now works as a professor who debunks religious miracles and explains them in scientific terms. I saw a little bit of myself in her, as I also like to look into all other possible scientific explanations of anything that claims to be a religious miracale. However, our heroine is called down to a small town in Loisiana, in the heart of the Bible Belt region to investigate a series of what the townspeople deem Biblical plagues, which includes river turning red with blood, locusts infection, boils and other plagues.

Our heroine is accompanied by her co-worker who is a strong Christian and has suffered for his faith, and yet does so in this small town. While investigating the river of blood, our heroine encounters a small girl, who is shunned by the townspeople. Certain events lead for our heroine to reassess her decision to renouce her faith, and seeks answers for the bizarre happenings around her. How she comes to term with her own disastrous history regarding faith forms the crux of the story. It’s a great movie, but the ending was a let down. It turns into a typical Hollywood movie.

The direction is ace, with a very realistic feeling to the whole series of events. The suspense was top notch, with certain scary scenes (which freaked a friend of mine!), but like I said, the ending was a total wash-out and should have maintained a sense of realism for this movie to be truly creepy.

I give it a 3.5 out of 5.

I also have to wonder why a two-time Oscar for best actress has to work in movies like this…why aren’t people giving her good scripts work with?

Mansur

Flat Handover…Finally!

Hello friends,

So finally I got the keys to my apartments in International City yesterday. I was so over joyed I called up my friend and we went to see the apartment together. Nakheel had a last minute change and decided to switch the initial building with this new one, and for once I am thankful they did that, because now, my apartment is two floors higher and it’s right in the middle of the Italy section, which is good because it’s facing a very open space with a massive roundabout soon to be filled with greenery.

The apartment look really nice, pretty much like what I had before in Sharjah, but this was a tad bit better. There are built in wardrobes, and there is an opening in the wall between the kitchen and the lounge, creating a more open space. I love the size of it and the cosiness factor. Now, all I have to do is start moving and furnishing it my own way.

Because this apartment, and the studio apartment are in my name, I can do with them whatsoever I please. I will surely rent out the studio apartment and live in the 1 bed room apartment. I am hoping to move there in about a week’s time. About time I got out of Meadows!

Mansur