Forget Saudi Arabia’s mile-high architectural phallus, set to be twice the height of the Deathspire, Dubai has yet again trumped its neighbours:
Dubai to build The Actual World
Tues 1 Apr, 2008 1:23 AM GMT
DUBAI, 1 April (Reuters) – Faced with lukewarm celebrity interest in its The World artificial islands project, Dubai has decided to build The Actual World.
The multi-trillion dollar mega-project, believed to be largest in the known universe, will see a scale replica of the entire Earth rebuilt on the planet Mars.
The Red Planet was recently acquired by Dubai Holdings as part of its property portfolio diversification strategy.
Sheikh Jamal Abu Shagara, CEO of The Actual World, says a deal has already been signed with a Norwegian company to build a 250 million mile irrigation pipe to transfer water from the Arabian Gulf to Mars.
“We are also in talks with several companies to design the landmasses,” Sheikh Jamal said.
“We plan to make The Actual World as exact a replica as possible, but Illegal Zionist Occupying Nations will be removed since they are blocked due to being inconsistent with the religious, cultural, policital and moral values of the United Arab Emirates,” he said.
In an interesting twist The Actual World will be built with the climate of the Miocene era, when the United Arab Emirates was covered with rich jungle and mammoths, tigers and various dinosaurs roamed freely around.
The decision to backdate the climate is good news for the animals at Dubai Zoo.
After decades of overcrowding, the elderly lions and bears will be able to roam free in the hunting grounds and private menageries of luxury villas in The Actual World.
The announcement of the project has already excited interest in the subcontinent, where prospective labourers are putting up their wives and children as collateral against middlemen-loans for the $250,000 space flight and visa fees.
“This is considerable money compared to the $10,000 we pay to work in Sonapur,” Bangladeshi labourer Shamsil told reporters.
“But on The Actual World we will be able to earn Dh500 a month minus food, accommodation, visa fees, fines, medical treatment and travel expenses, compared to the Dh400 we earn now.”
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